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You Suck: A Love Story

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You Suck: A Love StoryBeing undead sucks. Literally. Just ask C. Thomas Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody, is a vampire. And surprise Now he's one, too. For some couples, the whole biting and blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues. But word has it that the vampire who initially nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to

Being undead sucks. Literally.

Just ask C. Thomas Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody, is a vampire. And surprise Now he's one, too. For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues.

But word has it that the vampire who initially nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to be recruiting. Even worse, Tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue.

And that really sucks.

--Buffalo News

Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: William Morrow & Company
Published: 01/08/2008
ISBN: 9780060590307
Pages: 328
Weight: 0.57lbs
Size: 8.11h x 5.33w x 0.85d
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Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 5
Your dogs will love them!
Size: For Medium and Large Breed, Color: 6 Pack
I’m giving this five stars because it was exactly what they claimed it would be. The only negative is our small Papillon tore these to shreds. perhaps, all cloth style toys would be the same.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 28, 2026
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Michael J. Labus
Belleville, US
★★★★★ 3
Not advertised for chewers and it isn’t.
Size: For Medium and Large Breed, Color: 5 Pack
As a play toy for tugging and fetching it would be fantastic. Chew toy? Not so much. In five minutes our 9 month old English Springer Spaniel tore off a foot and started eating the cellophane. Took it from him and removed the cellophane from the leg and trimmed the shredded foot. Gave it back and he chewed off an ear and started on the neck. Had to throw it out. It’s a shame because the price was good, the characters are cute and the squeaker is loud and generates excitement. For non-chewers I highly recommend. For chewers, look elsewhere.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 6, 2026
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S. E.T.McB
Cuba, US
★★★★★ 5
Dog squeaky toy
Size: For Medium and Large Breed, Color: 6 Pack
Dogs loved them they don't last in my house . Dogs love to chew open and remove squeaky. So , I do recommend keep an eye on chewers.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 10, 2026
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Leimi
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 5
Excellent
Size: For Medium and Large Breed, Color: 6 Pack, Size: For Medium and Large Breed, Color: 6 Pack
They are perfect for dogs because they have no stuffing and are made of a durable, strong material.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 10, 2026
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jennifervillers
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 5
Good to buy
Color: Chew Pair, Size: Mini (Pack of 2)
Dog like it
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Reviewed in the United States on May 28, 2026

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